What has Ascension been up to?

May 12th, 2012 by Malkorvan

STOMPING FACE! Nightmare Pilgrim DOWN for a server first! Did someone say ‘welcome to farm mode!’?

Not to be outdone, our 8 man strike force has downed Twin Tanks hard mode! NICE JOB TEAM!

Explosive Conflict’s shuddering conclusion!

April 16th, 2012 by Malkorvan

And the battlefield fell silent with the felling of Warlord Kephess on 16 man story mode! Fantastic job team! ON TO HARD MODES!

Speaking of hard modes, we weren’t done in EC… After facing the Instance Portal boss once again, we came back with our 8 man strike team and knocked out Creamed Zorn and Tater Toth on hard mode!

Double Penetration and Minesweeper?

April 15th, 2012 by Malkorvan

Our second night into Explosive Conflict and we experienced hot tank-on-tank action! Firebrand and Stormcaller’s golden showers and fiery love exploded all over us but our Force was firm and we drove our victory home! Not satisfied there, we tapped into all our hours wasted playing Minesweeper and defeated Colonel Vorgath! Kephess is on notice!

Creamed Zorn and Tater Toth

April 14th, 2012 by Malkorvan

Sounds delicious, no? Nothing is more delicious than the taste of victory! Our first foray into Explosive Conflict and we’ve come back with a win over Zorn and Toth! They weren’t too happy with us, but we showed them how we do things. Next up, tank on tank action! Watch this space!

Foreman CRUSH!

April 1st, 2012 by Malkorvan

Continuing on through 16 man Nightmare content and came back with a kill on the celebrity chef himself, ole Foreman Crusher! On to Fabricator and Karagga!

Moving on in Nightmare mode

March 25th, 2012 by Malkorvan

Back again for another night of 16 man operations and came back with Bonethrasher and Jarg and Sorno! More to come, watch this space!

Ascension the Infernal

March 24th, 2012 by Malkorvan

Eternity Vault 16 man Timed Run DONE! After practicing our form last week on Nightmare droid, we ended up stomping him into the ground on the first shot of the night, but we weren’t finished there! On our first night of real attempts of Soa Nightmare, not only did we come away with the kill, but finished the timed run! After being beaten into submission, Soa also dropped two pink slips for the coveted red Desler! FANTASTIC JOB, EVERYONE! On to Unyielding 16 man!

EV: The New Nightmare

March 18th, 2012 by Malkorvan

Like Freddy, we’re here to rip things up! Worked on our strat to kill the Annihilator Droid, but he proved to be a nightmare for us. That’s fine, because we’ve proven to be a nightmare to the next three bosses! Gharj, Pylons and Council have all been cleared on 16 man nightmare mode! Soa is getting tired of being repeatedly on notice and we’re going to oblige by killing him, nightmare style soon! Also, had our kill of 16 man hard mode Droid from last week that didn’t get posted.

On the WoW front, we broke Deathwing’s back. Literally! Spine of Deathwing DOWN! Now to put him to rest once and for all. Nice job team!

The HATS will not be denied!

March 4th, 2012 by Malkorvan

Another weekend for firsts! Started off on Friday with some unfinished business in Karagga’s Palace. We needed to claim more hats! After getting the hat down for a first on 16 man hard mode, we proceeded to clear Gharj, Pylons, Council and Soa on 16 man hard mode as well! All thanks to blessing of the hats! Fantastic job everyone! Soa also couldn’t withstand the power of pure awesome contained within the hats and was forced to offer up another Desler! Grats to Nysa on the shiny new ride! Did someone say Nightmare mode? Oh yes, and the titles will be ours! Stay tuned!

Best laid plans and all…

February 28th, 2012 by Malkorvan

This was our final official week of clearing everything on 16 man normal mode, but we weren’t finished there. When we had some key spots missing in our 8 man nightmare/hard teams, we smashed them both together and ended up smashing face in Karagga’s Palace, 16 man hard mode style! Bonethrasher, Jarg & Sorno, Foreman Crusher, and Fabricator Droid DOWN! Murder droids, hunter-creepers, death turrets, and unavoidable RL stuff conspired to stop us for the week but we’ll back! AWESOME JOB TEAM!