Can’t? CAN!

Ascension whipped into a whirlwind of action to run a desperate race against the evil of the Server Maintenance boss and came back with 4 server first 16 man kills!

Droid and Gharj saw us coming and just fell over depositing their loot on the ground for us to pick up.

The forums said ‘oh, you have to split your raid into two 8 man teams because 16 man is haaaaaaarrddd’. Ascension said ‘UNACCEPTABLE! 16 MAN DONE!’

Soa is just glad the Server Maintenance boss stopped us or his head would also be hanging on our wall right now too! OUTSTANDING JOB EVERYONE!

Ventured into EV again this evening for more hard mode kills and loot collection on Pylons and Council. Came back with some nice ups for the healers! Grats! Soa next on deck!

Also faced down the Server Maintenance boss to sneak in our first kill of Fabricator Droid and get a couple of attempts in on Karragga! Karragga (and his hat) are on notice!

Stepped into hard mode EV last night to smack some bosses around and came back with a couple of kills! Annihilator Droid and Gharj DOWN!

And not to be underestimated, we also faced the dreaded HALLWAY BOSS! At first we thought it just Bahb passing gas (please note he’s the only one still standing… draw your own conclusions…), but we came to find out it was an actual Bioware creation! CHECK US OUT FACING THAT HALLWAY!!! Seem to be about 0-5 on that boss, but we’ll defeat it one day!!!

16 Ascensioneers were curious about it, so we rolled in on Karraga’s celebrity chef and ended up grilling ole George Foreman! We never did find out what this new ‘Crusher’ kitchen appliance was all about. Maybe a new way to make delicious smoothies? Who knows?

Also! Welcome to our friends from Seventh Legion who have joined the Ascension family! Our combined strength will be unmatched as we stomp through 16 man Ops!

Yep, we’ve done it again with a server first kill of the 2nd boss of the revised Karaaga’s Palace Operation. Fresh off the junket in promoting their new Hutt porno “Wookiee Nookie” that’s sweeping the HoloNet, Jarg and Sorno stopped by Karaaga’s palace for an old fashioned beatdown courtesy of Ascension! FANTASTIC JOB EVERYONE!

And not to be outdone, after forcing us to wipe endlessly to silly RNG craziness, Soa finally said ‘STOP THE BEATINGS, YOU WIN! YOU WIN!’ and coughed up the pink slip to a Tirsa Elite! You can see this fine piece of plasteel cruising around the Fleet piloted by none other than Ascension’s own sage supreme, Rydia! GRATS ON THE NEW WHEELS!

And just in time for new content! OUTSTANDING JOB TEAM! On to Hard Modes!

Holy crap! What a blast! After an hour of fighting with the Instance Portal boss, we actually managed to do some damage in the Eternity Vault! Four out of five DOWN! We would’ve had 5/5 if we hadn’t lost to the Server Maintenance Boss! The Infernal One is ON NOTICE!

After practicing our ping-pong with Zon’ozz we moved on to two-shot Hagara! Fantastic job, team!

Ragnaros DOWN! Awesome job guys! On to DS and heroics!

We spanked Yor’sahj and he dropped his pants for us. Wait… Doesn’t that usually happen in the reverse order?